Tampons and liners and minis and maxis
Money I could spend on shoes, booze and taxis
No digging ’round for a lost tampon string
That’s why my Mooncup’s my favourite thing
Light flow or heavy, in trickles or geysers
I don’t need products in different sizes
No getting pubes stuck under my pad’s wings
That’s why my Mooncup’s my favourite thing!
When it’s full I
Empty it out
And put it back in
And never regret that I don’t have to open that sanitary iiiiiitems bin!
Though I was worried that it might get stuck in
And though I have to clean out all the muck in
Tampax and Carefree and all of those brands
Can take my Mooncup from my cold, dead, bloooooody hands!